EAT ME, DRINK ME

Finally received my birthday gift from Zhen Min. It's really special. Special as in the process of getting the gift. Here's the story.

This morning at 11 plus, she phoned me.

ZM : Go check your mail box, I already left the gift in your mailbox.
Me : Huh? What? Are you sure it's the right house?
ZM : Yeah.
Me : 21?
ZM : Yeah, go check but I'm not sure whether it's that house.
Me : ...
ZM : I thought no one was at home so I just left it there and I was afraid that your mom will come out yelling at me.
Me : Uh okay, I'll check. *checks* (fyi the mailbox is full with weird tools and there's a lizard inside so I had to actually muster my courage to check it) Don't have lah. WRONG HOUSE IS IT?
ZM : Oh my god (I have no idea how many times she repeated this. Lol)
Me : Should've phoned me right? Now how?
ZM : I lost your number and I had to ask from 5 friends to get your number. I'm at home right now.
Me : ... uh ask someone to fetch you there to get it?
ZM : I'm with my grandma and she can't drive. (and I think she mentioned something about her mom isn't home)
Me : Well I guess I have to wait for my mom or grandpa to get back.
ZM : What time will they be back?
Me : Uh, 5 plus.
ZM : Oh my god. The owner of the house would've taken the gift.
Me : THEN HOW?
ZM : Walk to the house and get it.
Me : You said it's 21 right? How can there be so many 21s in one single taman? *swt*
ZM : I don't know. Just walk lahhh.

So in the end I decided to walk. My biggest concern was being chased by dogs. It was super super hot. I walked till the opposite end and there wasn't any 21 house. So I phoned her again.

Me : Don't have lah. You dropped it off at 121 is it?
ZM : No, it's 21.
Me : Describe the house.
ZM : I think it's brownish orange. There's a grandpa chair. There's a small field with a few medium sized plants and there's a bell above the mailbox. (I thought she really meant a BELL, a friggin BELL)
Me : That's my house LAH! ...uh what bell?
ZM : Those white electronic bell but it isn't working anymore.
Me : (oh that kinda bell) okay lah I'll walk back to check.

So I walked back to my house and I kept digging the mailbox. By the time I finished, the weird tools were scattered all over the floor. Then suddenly I remembered my grandpa came back. Most of the time he's in charge of checking the mail. I phoned him and asked him whether he took anything from the mailbox. He said he took something like a CD and he actually placed the CD near the stack of newspaper which is supposed to be recycled. Wtf. Fuhhh, I went to search and fortunately it was there. Quickly phoned Zhen Min. The whole process was 1 hour long. Then I unwrapped the package.

It's...


a MARILYN MANSON CD! I was kinda surprised. My first MANSON CD. w00t! Awesome.
THANK YOU ZHEN MIN! ZHEN MIN IS <3. HAHA, she said she had to ask the police and look at the map to find my house. LOL.

More Than You, More Than You Know

Addicted to fried crabsticks. Half remaining after I updated.

CNY is just around the corner.
In other words, it's the time to get fat. =)

The rain was soooo heavy today. At some point I wished those trees will fall, like what happened last time. I'm not sick. I just wanna experience it. You know, the chaos and all. Haha, I bet it'll be really interesting. Too bad they didn't but the field was practically flooded. So were the drains. The cars couldn't see the drains. Most of them nearly got stuck (including my grandpa). Fortunately there was a group of juniors telling the drivers by using sign language to stop moving. The traffic sucked. To play safe, I won't write why here but some people should be more considerate by moving their car aside for others. Thanks to one car, everyone can't move. Such a bloody waste of time. When I was on my way back home, water entered grandpa's car. Total fun. My first experience.

Wouldn't have stayed if I knew it was gonna rain so heavily. We wasted practically one hour. Did nothing. Stared at people. Talked. Slacked.

Anyway today is Hyde's birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYDEEEEE!

The organizer, Kar Yen tarik diri during last minute. Funny. I met her at the toilet. She asked me so many times whether I really wanna do it. I was like of course, it's your plan. Lol. Anyway we didn't do it in the end because she thinks it's really pai seh. *shakes head*

I'm in a good mood now and hence the post title. =DDDDD
Seriously, I hope you really mean everything you say because Crystal can't take jokes.
Copied the title from Daughtry's Over You. I'm currently addicted to that song. Strong vocals and it's fun to sing along. Scream your lungs out. Might be doing a cover of it later after I get a new mic.

Compelled to Update *coughs*

Hyde , January birthday boy.. did I just write boy?

According to Kar Yen, Hyde's birthday will be on the 29th of January which is Tuesday! I guess she really loves him a lot because she came up with a really cool plan to uh "celebrate" his birthday in school. She said those interested will gather around a table in the canteen and sing a birthday song in Jap. I think it's really fun if this plan really works out because I might get to know more jrock fans from MGS. The problem we're facing now is we can't find people who are really interested. Current people involved are Kar Yen herself, Audrey and me. So could someone please help us to spread the word? Audrey said she'll ask Yee San. I'll be asking Chin Hui.

For those who don't have a damn idea who Hyde is, he's the super hot vocalist from (IMHO) one of Japan's greatest rock bands, L'Arc~en~Ciel. He'll be turning 39 this year but wtf, he still looks effing young. In fact, he's looking better and better!

Crystal is really ecstatic! Well, thanks to someone. Really, thank you for making me so overjoyed practically every night before I sleep.

Went for breakfast at Ming Kok. Is that how you spell it? Damn, never mind. Mom said I ate like a swine. I was chewing something and at the same time I was taking other food. Lol, mom you can't blame me for that because your daughter here hasn't eaten dim sum for weeks! Unfortunately, they said they are no egg tarts available. Then went for lunch at Kong Heng. That was when my mood screwed up. Their custards were sold out! Can you believe it!? I went there at 12 plus and they're telling me they've sold out. I actually sulked when the woman said no more custards left. Mom scolded me for showing 'a black face'. What? So? I can be a total pain in the ass when it comes to food. Well after dinner dad fetched us to two different dim sum shops to get custard and egg tart. You people have no idea how blissful I was after eating them.

Bumped into Uncle Tim, Aunty Christine, Lai Yee, and Joyce (sorry, I've forgotten your chinese name) at Econsave. Such a small world. Dad told me he bumped into Uncle Tim when he was in KL too. Haha.

Mom told me she's a tad excited because she'll be going back to work after 3 weeks of rest. I laughed at her. She said it's like how students feel before school reopens.

Video of the Day :

Laugh your ass off if you can understand the lyrics.
It'll be much funnier if you know the song. They totally spoiled it! In a good way of course.
It's really vulgar though. Enjoy. =)